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MISOGYNIST JOKES 1. How do you know God meant for men to eat pussy? What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old does not? 37. What's the most active muscle in a woman? The penis. 38. How do you between a woman and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other. 45.